Mu intaneti pali malo ena omwe amatchedwa Kripipasta, kumene aliyense angathe kunena nkhani yoopsya. Kuseka Jack, Ben Drowned ndi Jeff Assassin, ndi onse otchuka pa intaneti. Yoyamba mwa zinyama izi zakhala zikugunda ndi zala zakuthwa, zomwe ziri chida chabwino cha kupha. Pa mapewa ake ali ndi nthenga, ndipo mmalo mwa mphuno chingwe, mu mikwingwirima yakuda ndi yoyera. Mtundu womwewo uli ndi manja a jekete. Yerekezerani ndi khalidweli nthawi zambiri ndikumveka, koma kuseka kuseka Jack kumakuchititsani mantha, osasangalatsa. Wopha mnzakeyo amakhomerera omenyedwa pamtambo kapena pansi ndikuzunza mpaka kufa. Nkhani yoopsya yonena za kuseka Jack imakamba za mayi yemwe adazindikira kuti mwana wake wamwamuna ali ndi bwenzi loopsa.
Kodi mungatchedwe bwanji Laughing Jack?
Kuchita mwambo ndikofunikira kutenga maswiti, mapepala awiri, mapensulo ndi lumo. Kuchita zonse kumalimbikitsidwa usiku kumalo osungira kuti chilichonse chisalephere. Tengani mapepala ndikujambula pa iwo olimba a Kripipast. Sikofunika kupanga chojambula, chinthu chachikulu ndikuwona zosiyana. Gulu lachisanu ndi chimodzi liyenera kukhala Jack. Tengani mkasi ndikudula chikhalidwe chilichonse mosamala. Pa pepala lina tambani nyenyezi wamba, pamapeto a omwe akulemba malemba okonzedwa. Pakatikati, khala Laughing Jack, ndi kumuyika maswiti. Kenako bwerezani mawuwa kangapo:
"Kuseka Jack, tenga maswiti kuchokera kwa ine."
Pambuyo pake, pitani kukagona, ndipo m'mawa fufuzani maswiti. Ngati iwo akusowa, ndiye Jack akufuna kukhala mabwenzi, ndipo ngati iwo atha kuwonongeka, ndiye kuti mwinamwake akuwombera. Atatha kuyitana Laughing Jack, m'pofunika kumupepesa kuti asadzibweretsere tsoka. Kachiwiri, onetsetsani anthu onsewa ndi kunena nthawi zingapo:
"Kunyoza Jack, bwerani, mundikhululukire."
Pambuyo pake, zinthu zonse zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito mwambozi zimawonongedwa bwino.