Kodi mungatsegule buffet popanda kuphwanya mbale?

Chivomezichi chitatha ku Totori Prefecture, mayi wina wa ku Japan, akudabwa kwambiri ndi mmene angatsegule buffet ndi mbale zowonongeka, anaika chithunzi cha vuto lake pa intaneti ndipo anafunsa ogwiritsa ntchito kuti amuthandize kupeza yankho.

Zomwe anthu a pa intaneti ankachita zinali yomweyo: woyang'anira nyumbayo anapeza mayankho 16,000 ndi 456 ndemanga. Timasindikiza malangizo abwino komanso oyambirira omwe anatumizidwa pa nthawiyi.

  1. Sankhani zomwe zimapindulitsa kwambiri: ngati mbale sizitsika mtengo, mutsegule khomo. Ngati ali ofunika, phulani galasi kumanja kwawo.
  2. Limbikitsani ctrl + alt + del kuti mubwezeretse buffet yanu, ndikubwezeretsanso ku dziko lapitalo, makamaka mpaka pamene mbaleyo idayima bwino.
  3. Mangani nyumba yomweyo pafupi ndi yomwe ilipoyo ndi kusiyana kosiyana - mbaleyi iyenera kukhala pa alumali; kenako chotsani nyumba yakaleyo.
  4. Pendeketsani buffet ndikutsegula chitseko.
  5. Tsegulani vinyo, imwani pang'ono, dikirani kuti abwerere. Yambani nkhondo, ziribe kanthu. Pitani ku khitchini, mutsegule khomo. Mipata idzagwa - auzeni mwamuna wake kuti chifukwa cha iye, iye apempha chikhululuko ndikugula utumiki watsopano.
  6. Itanani izo "Schrodinger's Buffet" (mwa kufanana ndi "katsamba ka Schrodinger"), chifukwa panthawiyi panthawiyi mbaleyi imakhala imodzi pamodzi - yosweka ndi yosweka.
  7. Chigumula nyumba ndikutsegula buffet popanda chiopsezo!
  8. Pitani mu mlengalenga ndikugwira kabati - mutsegule chitseko mukutsika ndikubwerera mmbuyo!
  9. Mukufuna chithovu chokwanira! Dulani dzenje pamwamba, mudzaze chophikacho ndi thovu ndikulola kuti ziume. Pambuyo maola pang'ono, mutsegula chitseko. Musanachite izi, onetsetsani kuti chithovu chimasungunula madzi. Pambuyo pake, sambani buffet. Ndikuyembekeza, zidzatha. Komabe n'zotheka kuyesa thovu kumoto.
  10. Pitani ku Greece - pali mwambo wokonda mbale.
  11. Lembani buffet ndi kaboni yokongoletsera ndipo muzisiye monga mphatso kwa zidzukulu zam'tsogolo, kapena kukonzekera dowry wamkazi wanu.
  12. Ikani chikhodi chikhale pakhoma lakumbuyo - mbale zidzagwa. Njira ina ndikutsegulira pang'ono, kenaka tengani hanger kuti mugwirizane ndi mbale kuchokera pansi, ndikupitirizabe kutsegula chitseko ku dzanja lonse. Tsopano inu mukhoza kukankhira mbalezo kubwerera pa alumali ndi dzanja lanu.
  13. Ili ndi chipinda, kotero kuti chitseko chimatseguka pamene chikudutsa kumanja. Mosamala mutsegule chitseko mpaka chimango chigwire pamphepete mwa mbaleyo. Sitidzagwa mpaka pakhomolo litadutsa, kotero kuti mukafika pamphepete mwa mbale, mudzakhala ndi malo okwanira kuti muike dzanja lanu mkati ndikuika mbale mmbuyo.
  14. Tengani beseni ya pulasitiki ndikuyikeni ndi matayala. Funsani wina kuti agwire beseni pafupi ndi chitseko, mitsegule pang'ono kuti mbale zigwere mu beseni. Ngati iwo akuswa, ndiye kuti simukuyenera kuchotsa shards kuchokera pansi.
  15. Tenga chithunzi cha buffet, ikani chithunzi pa intaneti ndikupempha uphungu, kukhala wotchuka kwambiri, kupanga ndalama zambiri, kugula mbale zatsopano ndi moyo wamtendere ukhoza kutsegula makapu!
  16. Yesani kuzimitsa ndi kubwerezanso!
  17. Gulitsani buffet mu nyumba yosungiramo zinthu ndi dzina "Kutseka nthawi".
  18. Gulani nkhokwe zambiri zamakina ndi kutsegula chitseko - zosangalatsa kwa maola ambiri zatsimikizika!
  19. Pemphani anzanu - phwando! Tsegulani chitseko, ndipo pamene mbale igwa pansi, fuulani "Hooray!" Kenaka tsitsani chofufumitsa pamwamba pa mbale zosweka.
  20. Pangani zithunzi mu Photoshop, zomwe buffet ikuwoneka ngati mbaleyo ilipo, sindikizani ndikupachika pa galasi.