Umboni wakuti pali chimwemwe

Ndipo inu mukufooka mofulumira kudutsa pa positi iyi, simukumwetulira?

1. Nkhuku yokondwa kwambiri padziko lapansi.

2. Duckling, wokwanira ndi moyo.

3. Izi pesik, zimachokera ku zomwe zikuyenda.

4. okonda kwambiri.

5. Galu amene anamasulidwa ku leash, ndipo anathamangira kunyanja, mwamsanga, mwamsanga momwe angathere.

6. Mwatsoka, tsiku lobadwa ndi kamodzi pachaka.

7. Chisangalalo chosasinthasintha kuchokera ku phwando la Khirisimasi lomwe likuyembekezera nthawi yaitali.

8. N'chiyani chingakhale bwino kusiyana ndi dziwe losambira losangalatsa patsiku lotentha.

9. Kupititsani kumbuyo! Dziko la nthawi ya Jurassic likuyembekezera iwe!

10. M'kamwa mokwanira wa nyama yankhumba - mathalauza onse a chimwemwe.

11. Nkhumba zambiri - chimwemwe chochuluka!

12. Ngati mwini mwiniyo sanamuwone ... Pangani kuyendetsa bwalo lowonjezera - kuwotcha zowonjezera.

13. Uthenga wabwino!

Mnyamatayo adalamula masitomala ofiira 45 ... Zikuoneka kuti antchito a kampaniyo asokoneza chinachake. Koma izi zinangowonjezera maganizo kwa makasitomala.

14. Mkwatibwi. Pamodzi kwamuyaya.

15. Kodi agalu angakumbidwe? Urrra!

16. Zabwino zonse!

17. Moni!

18. M-chifundo.

19. Kodi mumakonda bwanji Pulofesa Xavier ngati chimphona chachikulu ?! Umora!

20. Pambuyo pake mnyamatayu sanasambe dzanja lake kwa sabata.

"O Mulungu! Usain Bolt mwiniwake anandipatsa nthenga! "

21. Chimwemwe chiri!

22. Tiyeni tikhale mabwenzi?

23. Ndife mfulu, monga mbalame zakumwamba ...

24. Popanda abwenzi anga, pang'ono, koma ndi mabwenzi ambiri!

25. "Sindingathe kuyembekezera kuona dziko lonse lapansi!"

26. Kupambana kuposa kukopa kulikonse.

27. "Ndimakukondani, moyo wanu!"

28. Malo amsonkhano sangasinthidwe.

"Sindingathe kusankha chomwe chili chovuta kwambiri: chakuti Peter Pen akugwedeza Darth Vader, kapena kuti ochita zipolowe akuvala Mickey Mouse."

- Mwa kulingalira kwanga, wolimbika ndi kuti Ambuye Wamdima ali ndi baluni.

- Disney ...

29. "Ganizirani, ndikudwala ... Chinthu chachikulu ndikuti ndili ndi bwana wa fucking!"

30. Nyanga ya nyanga ya nyamakazi ikungoganizira za sitima zonse ndi kukwapula maso!

31. Palibe chabwino mu dziko kusiyana ndi kuba mdulidwe wa mbuye!