Kodi mukuganizabe kuti nsikidzi zonsezi, zomwe zimawoneka zopanda pake poyamba, sizikhoza kukuvulazani?
Aliyense amene wagona ku hostel akale amatha kudziwa momwe zimakhalira pamene nsikidzi zimakukuluma. Kodi ndinganene chiyani, koma izi ndi mdani sakuzifuna. Choipitsitsa kwambiri, tsopano, momwe mungachotsere tizilombo tizilomboti, thupi lawo ambiri layamba kulimbana ndi mankhwala ambiri ophera tizilombo. Ndipo izi zimawopsya. Kodi mukuganizabe kuti nsikidzi ndizosauka? Ndiye inu, mofanana ndi wina aliyense, muyenera kuwerenga zolemba pansipa.
1. Kukula, mtundu ndi mawonekedwe a akuluakulu maonekedwe amawoneka ngati maapulo.
2. Mukakhala maso, simungathe kuzipeza, chifukwa tizilombo timabisala kumbali yambiri.
3. Amapezeka paliponse. Choncho, nsikidzi zimakhala m'mayiko onse, ndithudi, kupatula Antarctica. Ndipo padziko lonse muli mitundu pafupifupi 40,000 ya arthropods.
4. Mabediwa akhoza kukhala opanda chakudya kwa nthawi yaitali. Ndi angati? Pafupifupi miyezi isanu.
5. Kukwapula kwa nsikidzi sikupweteka. Chifukwa chake n'chakuti makola awo ali ndi mankhwala osokoneza bongo. Zimadziwikanso kuti anthu ambiri sazindikira kuti nkhumba zimaluma.
6. Simungakhulupirire, koma chifukwa cha nsikidzi, anthu ambiri amapanga maulamuliro ndikukweza nkhawa zawo. Ngati atalumidwa ndi tizirombozi, zingawoneke kuti izi zimakhalabe mthupi. Mwa njirayi, Louis XIV anavutika ndi kusowa tulo makamaka chifukwa cha nsikidzi.
7. Mimbulu yazimayi tsiku lililonse imakhala ndi mazira asanu kapena asanu. M'nyumba za nkhumba zimatha kukhala paliponse, osati pabedi. Amakonda kubisala m'mapangidwe a matabwa, mapuloteni, mipando, kumbuyo kwa ma carpets ndi zojambula. Mfundo yaikulu ili pafupi ndi gwero la chakudya, ndiko kuti, kwa anthu kapena kwa ziweto zawo.
8. Mwachilengedwe nyerekidzi zimayang'ana ngati udzudzu wa udzudzu kapena utitiri, nthawi zina zimasokonezeka ndi mphere kapena kupweteketsa. Chibwibwi kawirikawiri chimapangitsa angapo kulira pafupi, kusiya "njira".
9. Kuti tizilombo tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tizilombo toyambitsa matenda.
10. Simungakhulupirire, koma mu moyo wake wonse (miyezi 12-14) kachilombo kaakazi kakagona mazira 500! Pankhani ya umuna, ndizoopsa. Njirayi ndi njira yachiwawa. Amuna amenyana ndi akazi ndipo amabaya mimba ndi chiwalo chake chogonana.
11. Ngakhale nyumba yanu ikuwala ndi ukhondo, sizikutanthauza kuti ilibe nsikidzi. Ngakhale izi zimachepetsa chiwerengero cha malo omwe tizilombo tingabise. M'chipinda choyera, chodetsedwa, magazisuckers ali ndi mwayi wochepa wobisala, ndipo zimakhala zosavuta kuti eni eni aziwunika.
12. Nsikidzi sizinayambitse matenda alionse, komabe ndizo zonyamula matenda aakulu monga chiwindi, chiwindi ndi typhoid fever.
13. Ndipo ngakhale mu hotelo zisanu-nyenyezi tizilombo tingathe kukhala ndi moyo.
14. Ngakhale simukuwopa nsikidzi, kumbukirani kuti magaziwa amachititsa kuti kutupa kwa mphumu ndi Quincke ziphuphuke.
15. Nkhumba, zovala, matumba ndi zinthu zina zapakhomo zimagwiritsidwa ntchito monga magalimoto a ulendo wautali.
16. Njirayi, ngakhale kuti dzina lake, ngwewe zogona sizikhala mu mattresses okha. Simungakhulupirire, koma akhoza kukulumirani mumzinda, masewera komanso ngakhale pamtsinje.
17. Nsikidzi zimachoka kumadontho ang'onoang'ono akuda. Monga lamulo, awa ndiwo maonekedwe awo, omwe amawoneka m'malo omwe tizilombo timasonkhana. Nthawi zambiri amatha kuwona pamapepala.
18. Ngati muli ndi khungu lolimba, ndiye kuti tizilombo toyambitsa matenda tiziluma. Kuwonjezera apo, anthu omwe ali ndi zikopa zowawa, khungu limaluma mochepa kwambiri omwe ali nawo owonda.
19. Kafukufuku wasonyeza kuti kutentha -30˚C ndikofunika kwambiri pa nsikidzi. Kuzizira ndi chisanu kupha tizilombo toyambitsa matenda ndi kutengera kwabwino kwa kutentha ndi nthawi yowonekera.
20. Nsalu yowonongeka ili yokwanira kusamba m'madzi otentha, ndi mipando ina ndi zina zotengera mpweya wotentha kapena nthunzi.
21. Nkhumba zimatsutsana ndi tizilombo toyambitsa matenda. Icho chimachokera mwa mibadwo yatsopano, ndipo pazochitika zonse za matenda ndizosatheka kudziwiratu ngati mankhwala ena enieni adzagwira ntchito.
22. Ngakhale mutasankha kuchotsa tizilombo toopsya mukasamukira ku nyumba ina, ganizirani kuti akhoza kuyenda ndi inu.
23. N'zochititsa chidwi kuti kulondola kwa kuzindikira kwa mbidzi ndi 97%. Ndipo chifukwa chiyani? Inde, chifukwa makutu awa ali ndi mphuno yoopsa. Kotero inu mumapeza bwenzi lamvula.
24. Pakhala nthawi zina pamene nsikidzi zimayambitsa milandu. Choncho, banja lochokera ku Chicago linapereka chigamulo chotsutsana ndi hotelo Nevele, yomwe ili mumzinda wa New York. Chifukwa cha kuwonongeka kwa makhalidwe ndi kuvulaza thanzi, eni nyumba a hotelo ayenera kulipira madola 20 miliyoni.
25. Ndizoopsa, koma nsikidzi zimapha munthu. Izi ndizosavuta kwenikweni, komabe mayi wina wachikulire wochokera ku Pennsylvania, USA, adafa ndi matenda a mitsempha, matenda a magazi omwe amabwera chifukwa cha ntchentche.