Pali zovuta pamoyo, ndipo ulendo wopita kwa wovala tsitsi ndi umodzi mwa iwo. Kodi mungaganizire mantha ndi zopweteka zomwe anthu omwe sanasankhe tsitsi lawo?
Inde, zomwe munganene ponena za anthu wamba omwe saganiziridwa nthawi zonse ndi paparazzi. Tiyeni tilingalire kwa kanthawi chomwe chiti chichitike ngati atsogoleri a dziko asankha kusintha masomphenya awo usiku ndikusintha maonekedwe awo. Woimira! Ndipo tsopano yang'anani momwe apolisi ochokera konsekonse padziko lapansi amayang'ana ndi michira yowonongeka. Timatsimikiza, simungathe kuzilingalira!
1. Vladimir Putin
Pogwiritsa ntchito nkhope yake, tinganene kuti amasangalala ndi tsitsi lake latsopano. Chithunzi chatsopano!
2. Barack Obama
Kachaka wotsitsa pang'ono ndi pirtail yothamanga - ndizo mawonekedwe a purezidenti weniweni wakale.
3. Malcolm Turnbull
Australia, chenjerani! Chithunzi chatsopano chikutsutsa ndale!
4. Tony Abbott
Wazembe Wa Pulezidenti wa Australia Tony Abbott anasankha kusintha moyo wake ndikuyamba ndi tsitsi. Koma ndi kovuta kunena ngati chirichonse chasintha, kupatula kuyang'ana kwake kodabwitsa!
5. Tony Abbott
Mukuwona, pamene munthu akufuna kusintha, amasintha. Tony anasankha kusakhala pa chithunzi chimodzi ndikuyesa mtundu wina wa tsitsi.
6. George W. Bush
Kuphimba nsalu ndi kumangiriza mchira ndi ntchito yeniyeni ya ndale. Lolani akale!
7. John Howard
Chinachake cholakwika mu boma la Australia. Mwinamwake iwo ali ndi njira yotere kuti achoke kwa wina aliyense?
8. Jong Jong Eun
Mtsogoleri wa North Korea ndiwodabwitsa kwambiri ndi maso atsopano komanso okongola, omwe analangizidwa ndi wovala tsitsi.
9. Tony Blair
Britain wakhala nthawizonse yotchuka chifukwa cha miyambo yake ndi chiwonetsero cha conservatism. Koma chinachitika ndi chiyani kwa nduna yawo yakale? Kodi ndale kwenikweni sizinamupangitse iye wabwino?
10. Bill Clinton
Kunena kuti Bambo Clinton alibe tsitsili, chifukwa ndi iyeyo amawoneka wamng'ono kwambiri kuposa zaka zake. Munthu wokalamba wotere!
Barack Obama
Mwinamwake, ali mwana, Barack Obama analota kukhala Mickey Mouse. Monga mukuonera, maloto ali ndi malo omwe akukwaniritsidwa.
12. Nandena Modi ndi Xi Jinping
Kodi mukudziwa momwe maiko akugwirizanirana akugwirizanirana pakati pa mabomawa? Sikuti siginja chabe la mulu wa mapepala ndi mgwirizano, ndi sitepe yeniyeni yosintha. Izi ndizo zomwe India ndi China anachita kuti amvetsetse bwinobwino.
13. John F. Kennedy
Kennedy anali munthu wodabwitsa, choncho palibe chodabwitsa chifukwa chakuti anasintha kwambiri tsitsi lake. Zikuwoneka kuti akazi amamukonda mwa njira iliyonse.
14. Joe Biden
Vice-Presidents sali obadwa, amakhala. Ndipo udindo wotere umafuna kudziyang'anira bwino, chifukwa zonse ndi zofunika.
15. David Cameron
Ndi tsitsi lake, David amawoneka wokongola ndi omasuka, ndithudi osati monga ndale.
Chonde musatenge izi posachedwa. Ntchito yake yaikulu ndikusangalatseni ndikukupangitsani kuseka. Koma, monga akunena, zonse zimachitika m'moyo!