Ndipotu, Singapore ndi yotchuka osati yodabwitsa chabe, koma ndi yosakumbukika kuti ndi tchimo losanena.
1. Zizindikiro zina apa ndi zovuta.
Zimaletsedwa kusewera pabwalo la masewera.
2. Zizindikiro zina za Singaporean zikutsutsana.
Palibe chochita?
Yambani kite
Ngakhale kuti sizothandiza
Pepani
Ndi bwino kupeza ntchito ina
3. Zizindikiro zina zimamatirira anthu amoyo.
Palibe magalasi usiku
Sizozizira
4. Pali zizindikiro zochenjeza ku Singapore.
Chonde chonde!
Chenjerani ndi ngozi
5. M'dziko lino lokha mungakumane ndi munthu yemwe, zikuwoneka, ali wokonzeka kuchita chirichonse.
6. Singapore - dziko la superheroes.
Batman Superman
7. Ichi ndi momwe kufotokoza kwabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi "Pepsi" kumawoneka.
8. Ndipo apa pali "Pringle" yokoma kwambiri - ndi kukoma kwa nkhanu ndi mchere.
9. Kuti mutenge malo ku Singapore, mungathe kuyika paketi ya napwels pa iyo.
10. Kapena zinyalala.
11. Pali ziphuphu zazikulu!
Ndipo kuchokera kwa iwo mumapeza zakudya zopatsa thanzi kwambiri zomwe munayesapo kale.
12. Mwadzidzidzi ndinkafuna mbatata yosenda? Chonde dikirani gawo mu makina apadera.
Puree
13. Ku Singapore yekha mungagule chidole "Hare-Hitler".
14. Kapena chinachake chachilendo.
Ziwalo zoberekera amuna
15. Usiku wa Singapore uli wodzaza ndi ...
Anthu pano akhoza kuvala ngati pepala la carbon, ndipo alibe nkhawa.
17. Nkhono yamtundu wambiri ndizochitika zachizolowezi ku Singapore.
Dzulo mmawa
Dzulo madzulo
Lero
18. Madalaivala ambiri am'deralo ndi ovuta kwambiri moti amawombola pamsika wogulitsa masana.
19. Ndipo mu Air Force pali anthu abwino kwambiri.
20. Ku Singapore, simungathe kugula chevu gum momasuka - mwa mankhwala okhaokha.
Vuto ndiloti kuti kutafuna chingamu nthawi zambiri kumakhala pakhomo lolowera pansi, ndipo kuti asafulumire kusuntha, kupeza kwa iwo kuyenera kuchepa.
21. Simungamwe kumwa mumsewu wodutsa mumzinda wa Singapore kuti pasakhale madzi akumwa, ndipo palibe amene amatsitsa.
22. Kukhudza apa kungawonedwe ngati chiwawa kapena kuzunzidwa.
Simungakhale otsimikiza kuti si molester.