Mavuto otembenuzidwa, kapena kulankhula Chimongoli ndi Google?

Posachedwapa, ogwiritsa ntchito a pa Intaneti a Chirasha azindikira kuti womasulira wawo wa Google akuyesera kuwauza chinachake. Ndipo osati choncho, koma m'chinenero cha Chimongoli!

Jokes ndi nthabwala, koma kwinakwake dongosolo lalephera. Apo ayi, ndizomwe mungafotokoze kuti mutalowa kalata imodzi yobwereza m'kalembedwe kake, Google ikuyesera kumasulira ndikupeza tanthauzo? Mwachitsanzo, ngati mwalemba kalata "A" nthawi 10, iye adzakuuzani kuti "zonse ziri bwino". Ngati mutaponya "A" maulendo 36 mzere, adzanena - "ndi zabwino." Chabwino, ngati muwonjezera kalata imodzi "A" - "yadutsa"!

Kawirikawiri, tapeza zitsanzo khumi ndi zitatu za zowopsya zowopsya, ndipo ngati simukukhulupirira, ndiye kuti Google ikumasulirani kuti ikuthandizeni!

1. Aaaaaaaaaa - ndipo izi ndi zachilendo ??

2. Chabwino, zimakondweretsa ...

3. Ndi momwe mungamvere mzere wochepa pakati pa chiwerengero cha "A", kuti musagwedeze mopitirira muyeso wa Chimongolia?

4. Ndicho chimene tinali nacho m'malingaliro!

5. Kaah-ah!

6. Kumbukirani, ndipo mwadzidzidzi mubwere bwino pamene mukuyenda!

7. Inde, posachedwapa mudzatha kuchita zokambirana zamalonda ndi ...

8. Ndipo pangani moyo!

9. Chabwino, google, momwe tingakhalire ndi nthawi yabwino, tikudziwa kale, ndipo tsopano tikudziwa bwino kwambiri!

10. Tikuyembekeza, izi zisanafike!

11. Ndipo kodi simungafuule kwambiri ngati tsiku lonselo linali sabata lanu kwa moyo wanu wonse?

12. Awerenge mosamala makalata akalankhula. Chowonjezera ndi chirichonse ...

13. Ndipo izi sizosangalatsa!

14. O, kalata imodzi inasintha bwanji ?!

15. Timayamba kukonda chinenero ichi ...

16. Kumbukirani!

17. Uku kuli kulira kwa nkhondo!

18. Mwachidziwikire, musafuule kalata iyi kwa nthawi yayitali ...

19. Tsoka bwanji tsiku lino!

20. Samalani chilankhulidwe cha poyamba!

21. Eee! Zosangalatsa ...

22. Eya, ndipo iwo ndi mabwenzi chabe?

23. Choncho, tengani ndipo musayamike!

24. Kodi mukupepesa?

25. Inde, mwa njira?

26. Mwachidule komanso momveka bwino ...

27. Ife tikukhulupirira!

28. Tsopano ifenso, tikuwoneka ngati ...

29. Thokozani Mulungu, pali chiyembekezo ...

30. Pano nayenso tayankhula!