Miyambo ya zaka mazana ambiri ndi kutsutsa kwa abale ndi machitidwe. Inde, nthawi zambiri izi zonse zimakhala ndi zinthu zabwino kwambiri, chinthu chofunika sikuti chikhale choposa. Ndi achibale ati omwe ali okonzeka kuti achite masewera wina ndi mnzake, tsopano tiwona.
Anthu omwe ali ndi mchimwene kapena mlongo amatsimikizira kuti ubale wawo ndiwowonjezereka, chifukwa tsopano pakhoza kukhala chikondi ndikusintha, ndipo pakangopita mphindi nkhondo imayamba. Amakondana wina ndi mzake m'moyo wawo wonse, monga momwe ziwonetseratu ndi zithunzi zotsatirazi.
1. "Mchimwene wanga ankatha kusangalala ndi abwenzi anga usiku wonse ndikugona pabedi langa. Kotero ndinaganiza zobwezera, chifukwa wakhala wathanzi kwa zaka zambiri. Zotsatirazo ziyenera kuchotsedwa ku kamera. "
2. Ana adaganiza zopatsa makolo awo zithunzi ndi theka lawo lachiwiri, koma sanali onse.
3. "Mchimwene wanga wakhala akundikumbutsa kuti ndamupatsa ngongole yokwana madola 1,000. Ndinaganiza zobwezera ndalama mwanjira yodabwitsa, ndipo ndikumulola."
4. "Panthawi imene anasamuka, anapempha mlongo wanga kuti amusamalire galuyo, ndipo anaganiza zom'konzekera."
5. Mwanayo akugona mokoma ndipo sakayikira kuti ndi zodabwitsa bwanji kuti anakonzekera m'bale wamng'ono wokwiya.
6. "Ndichomwe chimatanthawuza kuuza mlongo wako za mtundu wa makeke omwe mumakonda kwambiri. Kwa nthawi yaitali sangayembekezere yankho. "
7. "Mchimwene wanga anaitana ndipo anandiuza kuti wasiya ndemanga m'thumba langa limene malembawo analembedwa mu inki yosaoneka. Chiyamiko china sichikanatha. "
8. "Iyi ndi mphatso yoipitsitsa mmoyo wanga, koma mlongo wanga yekha ndi amene angachite. Ndikumkonda! ".
9. "Msilikaliyo adabweretsa zikwangwani zowonongeka pamene sindinali pakhomo, ndipo apa ananditumizira zithunzi zoterezi theka la ola limodzi. Ndibwerera kunyumba ndikuchipeza. "
10. Mphatso yabwino kwambiri yochokera kwa mchimwene wanga kwa Chaka Chatsopano. Kodi izo zatha konse?
11. "Mchimwene wanga ananena mobwerezabwereza kuti amadana ndi Nicolas Cage. Sindingathe kukana kuti ndisamupatse. "
12. Msungwanayo anaganiza zofanizira malo ake, zomwe adalemba ali mwana, komanso uthenga wotsiriza. Ndili ndi zaka, mumayamba kuyamikira okondedwa anu.
13. "Pambuyo pa opaleshoni ya mtima, ndinauza mlongo wanga kuti ndikufunika kugula Apple Watch kuti nditsatire mtima wanga. Ndicho chimene ndinapeza kuchokera kwa iye tsiku lotsatira. "
14. "Ndinapempha mbale wanga kuti andisiye mavwende, inde, sindikufuna mwana uyu."
15. Alongo nthawi zonse amalankhulana wina ndi mzake, motero amazinena mwachindunji, popanda malingaliro ndi kulingalira.
16. "Chilengedwe cha mchimwenechi chikuwonetseredwa mu zonse, ndi momwe adandichenjezera kuti mkaka umawoneka kuti wapita."
17. Monga momwe tikuonera, sikuti aliyense amasangalala ndi maonekedwe a mwana wina m'banja. Alongo achichepere nthawi zonse amachokera kwa akulu.
18. "Tinakangana ndi mchimwene wanga chifukwa adatenga malo ambiri osambira, momwemo momwe adasinthira ndikuwonetsa yemwe ali wamkulu."
19. "Atatenthedwa ndi kutentha ndipo adaganiza zosangalala ndi ayisikilimu ozizira, ndipo potsiriza adapeza. Apa, izo zikutuluka, zomwe zakudya za mlongo zimawoneka ngati. "
20. Makolo akamakhala pakhomo, mlongoyo amakhala chinthu choyesa. Chinthu chachikulu ndichoti sizimapangitsa kusuntha mwadzidzidzi.
21. "Lero ine ndinamaliza maphunziro apolisi ndipo apa mphatso yotere, yokonzedwa ndi mlongo wanga, inandidikirira kunyumba."
22. Nthawi zina kusayeruzika kwa abale kumafika malire onse, mwachitsanzo, iyi ndi nyumba yopanda thanzi ya Beirut yomwe inamangidwa chifukwa mwiniwakeyo ankafuna kuti atseke mchimwene wake bwino.
23. Nthawi zina zimakhala zovuta kunena zakumverera kwanu, ndipo mukusowa kukakamiza, chinthu chachikulu ndi mtima wodzipereka.
24. "Ndinapita ku sitolo ndipo ndinasiya m'bale wanga kwa theka la ora. Tsopano muyenera kuchigwira ndikuchiyeretsa. "
25. "Kwa mwezi umodzi, monga chithunzi cha mlongocho chinalowetsedwa ndi chithunzi cha mtsogoleri wotsutsa, palibe amene adazindikirapo. Ndikudabwa kuti utatha nthawi yaitali bwanji? ".
26. "M'bale kwa nthawi yaitali anandipempha kuti ndimupatse galimoto kumalo akutali, ndi momwe ndinasinthira."
27. "Ndikuyembekeza, akadzakula, sakhumudwa ndi mphatso ngati imeneyi, ndipo pamene tikuseka ndi makolo ake."
28. "Mchimwene wanga anandiitana kuti ndichezere ndipo kwa ola lachiwiri, mochedwa bwanji. Ndimo momwe ndinasankha kupha nthawi. "
29. Mchimwene wamng'ono pambuyo pake, mwachiwonekere, sadzamupempha mkuluyo kukwera pa skateboard.
30. "Sindinkakhala ndi nthawi ya holide, koma mchimwene wanga ankandisamalira. Ngakhale kuti ndidzayesa zakudya zonse ndipo sindidzazilemba. "
31. N'zosatheka kukana mlongo wokondedwa pamene akuyesera ntchito yatsopano.
32. Zimakhala zovuta kuti muzisunga firiji mufiriji, choncho muyenera kugwiritsa ntchito zoopseza.
33. Abale ndi alongo ambiri akudikira nthawi ino, chifukwa katswiri woipa amakhala mwa aliyense.
34. Musamupemphe mbale wanu kuti azitenga papepala pomwe simukukhala kunyumba, mwinamwake chinachake chidzachitike.
35. "Ndinagula mwana wanga ndipo ndinamufunsa mbale wanga kuti amusamalire ndikakhala kuntchito. Theka la ora nditachoka, ndinalandira chithunzi chomwecho. "
36. "Sabata imodzi yandilola kuti mchimwene wanga andikonzere mphatso. Inde, zingakhale bwino kuti asandiyandikire posachedwa. "
37. Mpikisano, wodziwika kwa ambiri, ndi msinkhu uliwonse: ndani angakhale pampando wakutsogolo?
38. Ngakhalenso zinyama, mpikisano wa abale ukuwonetseredwa. Ndizokongola kwambiri.