Amphaka samadziyeretsa okha, samalipiritsa nyumba, ndipo sizomwe zimamveka ngakhale kuti timakonda kwambiri. Nchifukwa chiyani timawakonda?
1. Wosasangalatsana naye
Makhalidwe amodzi: fungo la chakudya cha paka kuchokera pakamwa; yadzuka usiku wonse; kusalemekeza ulemu malo.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: mum'fotokozerereni momasuka kuti mudzakhala ndi mtima wochuluka kwambiri kuti mukhala ndi khofi.
2. Osayamika
Makhalidwe ndizo: nkhanza, zankhanza, zokhudzana ndi chikhalidwe.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: mum'fotokozere momasuka kuti kolala yanu ndi chipangizo choteteza, osati msewu.
3. Ugrjumi
Makhalidwe: Alibe chidwi ndi chirichonse, satero kanthu tsiku lonse, amagona kwenikweni pamaso panu.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: onetsetsani kuti pali chinachake choti muwerenge pa tebulo lanu la pambali, chifukwa palibe njira yothetsera mphaka woteroyo.
4. Wouma khosi
Makhalidwe ake: amaganiza kuti ali bwino kuposa inu, amakana kumvetsera maganizo anu osadziŵa.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: yesetsani kuyang'ana zinthu kuchokera pa malo ake.
5. Wopondereza
Makhalidwe ndizo: makhalidwe owononga, kuphulika kwadzidzidzi kwaukali.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukumana nazo: pepala losweka la chimbudzi ndilo maziko abwino a papier-mâché.
6. Snob
Makhalidwe a zinthu: Tembenuzani mphuno yanu kutali ndi zonse zomwe mumanena kapena kuchita.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: yesetsani kukhala ndi kukoma kokoma ndikuganiza kuti musamukhumudwitse ndi zochita zawo.
7. Woledzera
Makhalidwe amodzi: Kuzunza zakudya zabwino kwa amphaka; simusiya mpando wanu.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: dzipezeni malo abwino pansi.
8. Nkhunda
Makhalidwe: zowonetseratu zapakati pamtima, kuvomereza kokoma kwa chikondi, kulankhula mwachikondi, nthawi zonse.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: auzeni amphaka omwe amafunikira chipinda chokha, chimene ayenera kulipira ali pomwepo.
9. Kupsa mtima
Makhalidwe ali: kusayera, kuderera kwa ofooka.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: chitani zomwe akunena, ndipo yesetsani kuti musanyalanyaze naye.
10. Achinyamata
Makhalidwe a zinthu: amadana nazo zonse zomwe mumakonda, komanso mosiyana.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: dikirani mpaka atakula ndikuchoka panyumba, ndiyeno mum'funse chifukwa chake samayitana kapena kulemba.
11. The Assholes
Makhalidwe amasiyana: mikangano, kufuula, kufotokoza nthawi zonse maubwenzi.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: dzikumbutseni kuti amphaka sadapatsidwa kuthetsa kuthetsa mikangano, ndipo amadziimba mlandu powaweruza.
12. Wosamala
Makhalidwe amodzi: kuuma, kusakhumba kuyesa chinthu chatsopano.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: akuopsezani kuti achoke popanda iye.
13. Wojambula
Makhalidwe amodzi: chikhulupiliro chosatsutsika chakuti ntchito yake ndi yofunika kwambiri.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: bwerani ndi chifukwa chomveka chomwe simungathe kupita kuyankhula kwake.
14. Lazheboque
Makhalidwe a zinthu: Kudalira TV, ulesi wa Olympic scale.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: khalani pansi pa bedi ndikuyanjanitsa kuti usiku uliwonse mukhala pakhomo.
15. Mfumukazi ya Drama
Makhalidwe a zinthu: zovuta kwambiri kuchita chilichonse.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: Valium.
16. Khungu
Makhalidwe awa: nthawizonse vypendrezh.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: onyengererani kuti muli pansi pa maganizo.
17. Kusankha
Makhalidwe ndizo: zosadalirika zogulira.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: lembani kuti muphikire paka chakudya.
18. Wolemera
Makhalidwe: Zoledzeretsa kwambiri, kuweruzidwa nthawi zonse.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: onetsetsani kuti mumakhala osamba mumchere mukasambira.
19. Hermit
Makhalidwe awa: kubisala, kukwatulira.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: pang'onopang'ono mutuluke m'chipindamo.
20. Paranoid
Makhalidwe amodzi: amawona kuti mumakayikira kwambiri zomwe mumachita.
Zomwe mungachite ngati mukakumana naye: dzigulireni nokha (kapenanso) kapu yatsopano yamapepala.
21. Idiot
Makhalidwe amodzi: nthawizonse amakhala ngati wopusa.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: Pezani kanema yamakanema.
22. Kulowa mumtambo
Makhalidwe amodzi: kukumbukira, kuyang'ana mu zopanda pake.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: lankhulani pang'onopang'ono, momveka bwino komanso kangapo.
23. Anarchist
Makhalidwe amodzi: osanyalanyaza malamulo kapena kuphwanya malamulo.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: onetsetsani kuti inshuwalansi yanu ilipiridwa.
24. Wopemphapempha
Makhalidwe ndizo: chakudya chamuyaya chopempha ndi kukondweretsa.
Zimene mungachite mukakumana naye: tangolani.
25. Kudandaula
Makhalidwe amodzi: amapeza zolakwitsa m'zinthu zonse zomwe mumachita.
Zomwe mungachite mukakumana naye: mutambasule mutu wake, kumwetulira, kupepesa ndi kulonjeza kuti mupite bwino.