Ngati chinachake chiri chovomerezeka, izi sizikutanthauza kuti ndizovomerezeka, zoyenera, ndipo sizikwiyitsa anthu. Ndipo ngakhale zikuwoneka kuti izi zikugwiritsidwa ntchito ku dziko lachuma, thanzi ndi bizinesi, pali chinachake chophweka chomwe chingakukwiyitse masekondi angapo.
1. Munthu akayika thumba lake pampando pafupi ndi iwe.
2. Ndizodabwitsa kwambiri pamene wina ayima pakati pa msewu wodzaza anthu. Ndipo kodi mukudziwa chifukwa chake amachitira zimenezi? Inde, kuti muwone yemwe anayika pa chithunzi!
3. Patent trolling.
Inde, zimamveka kuti ndizosamveka komanso zosamvetsetseka. Chofunika kwambiri ndi ichi: mwiniwake wa chibadwidwe, popanda blushing, akuphwanya ufulu wake. Mwa kuyankhula kwina, munthu woteroyo amafuna kuvulaza bizinesi yanu ndikuyesera kutseka katundu wanu ku miyambo.
4. Kukhumudwa pamene mwaima pa checkout, ndipo pamaso panu, osati kuti munthu pamsonkhanowo anaika theka la sitolo, kotero anaiwalika chinachake ndipo anathamanga kukonza choyenera.
5. Zanyumba zakuda zauve. Kodi oyeretsa kwenikweni amawalipira kuti sakufuna kutaya zinyalala nthawi zambiri?
6. Pano inu mumabwerera kunyumba usiku ndipo pabwalo munthu wanzeru, pamene akuyendetsa galimoto, adaganiza kuti atsegule mtengo waukulu.
7. Njira yochepa. Ndithudi wina angapeze malo abwino okambirana.
8. Nkhani zamatsenga.
Chabwino, bwanji mukuwalenga iwo konse? Ndipo chifukwa chiyani mitu yamakalata awa ndi awa: "Kodi kunja kunkagwira US"? Kuwerengera? Zikomo chifukwa chogwiritsa ntchito nthawi yanu pa ife.
9. Zosowa zodula.
Pano, mukudziwa, pali nkhani zoterezi, mutu wa zomwe mwawona ndikuziyembekezera kale, kuti tsopano mukawerenga nkhani yosangalatsa, mudzaphunzira chinachake chatsopano. Zotsatira zake, mumadzipeza pazinyalala zina zofalitsidwa ndi wailesi.
10. Simungamvetsetsenso chifukwa chomwe anthu ena amangofuna kuti alowe mudanga lanu, kotero kuti mumve mpweya wawo m'khosi mwanu?
11. Zimakwiyitsa kuti mutatha kusamba mapepala anu ndi abwino kwambiri kuposa oyenerera, koma pamene mukufunika kupita kuntchito, iwo, chifukwa chachidziwitso, amasanduka tow.
12. Kodi mumapempheranso pamene m'mawa mwamsanga, mwachitsanzo, kuphunzira ndi mmalo mwa mphindi 30 mumayendetsa ola limodzi? Ndipo chifukwa chiyani? Inde, chifukwa SUV "idula" moped ndipo awiriwa sangathe kuchoka m'mphepete mwa msewu, chifukwa amadikirira apolisi kuti abwere. Ndipo iye, mwa njira, akugwiritsanso ntchito mu magalimoto.
13. Ndipo kodi mukudabwa ndi 3G Internet "yolimba"? Ndipo kodi ukudziwa kuti ndi chani chopusa kwambiri? Kotero izi ndi zomwe ife tikuyamikiridwa ndi ogwira ntchito, kutcha Internet pa tsogolo. Ndipo ku USA, pomwepo anthu akhala ndi 4G kwa nthawi yaitali kale ndipo amalankhulana mwamtendere kudzera pa Skype mu galimoto yapansi panthaka.
14. Pano mukuyenda pagalimoto, ndikuyang'ana malo ammawa kunja kwawindo. Ndipo apa, pafupi ndi inu, wokonda nyimbo akukhala pansi, omwe, pa mphamvu zonse, amasintha nyimbo kumutu kwake. Zoopsa, sichoncho?
15. Ndipo simukumbukira antchito a "Metro" yomweyo? Kodi mumadziwa kuti kumapeto kwa tsiku amasonkhanitsa matolisi angapo odzaza ndi katundu omwe makasitomala abwino amawaika pamalo olakwika? Kodi munayamba mwawonapo botolo la yogolo limene wina anasiya pa shelefu ndi zotupa zapachimbu? Ndipo ndikukhumudwa kwambiri ndi anthu oterowo!
16. Inu mumabwera ku cafe, mutakhala pa tebulo limodzi laulere, ndipo apo ... Ndipo apo pamwambapo pali strems ndi zinyenyeswazi.
17. Musanene kuti ndinu wochokera kutero. Mumapita kumisonkhano ndi abwenzi anu, kununkhira kwa vanila onunkhira, ndipo pafupi ndi inu mumakhala munthu yemwe sali wonyalanyaza chomwe chimbudzi ndi sopo zili, koma dzulo chinachake chinachita chikondwerero ndi kununkhira ... Chabwino, iwo ankaganiza, kuposa .
18. Kukhumudwa pamene, malingana ndi malamulo a pamsewu, oyendetsa galimoto amayenera kukudutsani pamsewu wosayendetsedwa, koma mmalo mwake mumayima kwa mphindi khumi ndikudikirira kuti galimotoyo ipite.
19. Pamene wina adya, akufuula mokweza.
20. Ndabwera ku cinema kuti ndikasangalale ndi masewera omwe ndimawakonda kwambiri, ndipo pafupi ndi inu mumakhala anyamata omwe amachita zimenezo, nthawi zonse amadzula, amazembera ndi kunyamula pansi pa chips ndikumasula nthabwala zopusa.
21. Munthu wina akasunga ngati ... radish, yomwe pamapeto pake imabweretsa mavuto kwa oyenda pansi ndi madalaivala ena a magalimoto ena.
22. Ndi chifukwa chake anthu m'misewu sagwiritsidwa ntchito poyeretsa ziweto zawo? Yang'anani ku Japan! Sikuti amatsuka zofunda zawo zokha, komanso madzi amtundu amatsukidwa ndi mankhwala apadera.
23. Supermarket yaikulu. Tsikuli ndi madola 15 okha mwa 15 enieni ogwira ntchito.
Maukwati a ana. M'mayiko ena izi ndizovomerezeka, koma, muvomerezana, kuti izi ndi zosalungama kwa ana.
25. Mukuyandikira ATM, ndipo akukuuzani kuti ndalama zatha. Ndipo kodi mukudziwa kuti ndi liti limene mukufunikira? Ndiko kulondola, kumbali yina ya tauni.