Katseni aliyense ndi munthu yemwe sakhala wokonzeka nthawi zonse kutsatira malamulo omwe wapatsidwa ndi mabipu ...
1. Poyamba ndikufuna kufotokoza: sikuti mumapeza mphaka. Zakhala zikudziwika kale kuti, makamaka, amphaka amapanga.
"Zikuwoneka kuti ndili ndi chitsiru chatsopano? Bwera, undikomere ine, mwamsanga! "- cat wako.
Khalani okonzeka: ndi mawonekedwe a mwana wamphongo m'moyo amabwera chilakolako chosatsutsika kuchijambula kulikonse kulikonse.
Mulungu wanga, yang'anani momwe akukhala mokondwera !!!
3. Nthawi zina ... Ngakhale kuti timanyenga ndani? Pafupifupi 90 peresenti nthawi yomwe tsati idzayang'ana iwe mosanyansidwa.
Inde, sichidzayenera. Ayi, sizingakhale zosiyana. Kuchita zimenezi kumachepetsa pang'ono. Koma izi sizikutanthauza kuti chinyama chidzakuyang'anirani ndi chiyamiko cha mwana.
4. Amphaka mabomba ayang'ana magome a magalasi.
Tangoyang'anani pazitsulo zomwezo.
5. Pa tsiku lotanganidwa kokha chithunzi chithunzi chingathe kusintha maganizo.
Chabwino, sichoncho chithunzi chomwe chingachititse kukumwetulira? Zosatheka kwambiri!
6. Amphaka amakonda kuoneka palibe. Pa nthawi yomweyi, mordachas awo amawopsya moona mtima.
Ali kuti? Mukuyang'ana kuti, cat?
7. Amphaka amadziwa momwe angasonyezere kusakhudzidwa kwawo m'dera lanu.
8. Tsegulani magazini, nyuzipepala, laputopu ndikuyiyika patebulo. Dikirani maminiti angapo. Apa - katsamba kakakhala kale, akukhala kapena kunama pa phunziro latsopano.
Hmm, ndi matani ozizira bwanji. Iwo ali olimba, ndithudi, koma mwachibadwa, palibe.
9. Katemera akhoza kukudumpha usiku, ndikuganiza kuti ndiwe nyama. Ndipo mwinamwake osati kulumpha.
10. Mukamanyamula matumba anu, mphaka udzakwera.
Inu, ndithudi, mutha kulingalira kuti iye akulota kuti azipita nanu. Chabwino, chabwino, ganizirani -werengani, palibe wina akukuvutitsani ...
11. Amphaka ambiri amatha kusewera ndi pepala la chimbudzi.
Kapena amangofuna kusintha m'mimba.
12. Ngati pali mphaka m'nyumba, ndiye kuti amayang'anira zochita zanu zonse. Iye amadziwa bwino momwe angakhalire.
13. Nthawi iliyonse pamene mutaya chiweto ndikuyamba kuopsya, idzabisala pamalo atsopano.
Musayese kupeza malo ake obisika. Ingotaya nthawi yanu yokha.
14. Musadabwe ngati mbale ndi chakudya chiri theka chopanda kanthu, ndipo nyamayo idzayamba kufunafuna zowonjezera.
Ambuye, chinthu chosamvetsetseka?
Nthawi zambiri amphaka amatopa ndi moyo uno. Koma kuti atseguke, ndi okwanira kuti atambasule kapena kutembenukira ku mbiya ina.
16. Amphaka ndi mafuta kwambiri.
Ndipo iwo amakayikira kuchepetsa thupi ...
17. Anthu ambiri amakonda chakudya kuchokera patebulo. Ndipo n'chifukwa chiyani anthu amilonda awiriwa amadya chinthu chimodzi, ndipo amachipatsa china?
Koma sitinayambe galu!
18. Amphaka samaganizira kukula kwake nthawi zonse. Anthu ambiri amaganiza kuti akadali zinyenyeswazi.
19. Koma amadziwa bwanji momwe angagone ...
Kotero inu mukufuna kugwa limodzi ndi kumangiriza kwa kampani.
20. Ndipo musaiwale kuti palibe chofunika kwambiri kuposa chiweto chanu.
Choncho samvetsereni nthawi zonse akamapempha. NTHAWI ZONSE! Ndipo palibe zifukwa zovomerezeka!