Zisindikizo 35 ndi zinyama zina zokongola

Pano inu mumayang'ana maluwa awa, ndipo mtima umakondwera. Chimwemwe chiri paliponse. Ngakhale zithunzi za nyama zoterezi. Mwa njira, mutatha kuwerenga nkhaniyi, kumbatirani cat wanu. Ndipotu, abale athu ang'onoang'ono amayeneranso chikondi.

1. Eya, eya, uli patsogolo pa kompyuta! Zikomo!

2. Nthawi zina kuti mukhale osangalala muyenera kumangirira nkhuku ngati mmanja mwanu.

3. Ciao!

4. Ayi, sindine wolemera. Ndikungokhala wokoma mtima.

5. Draguti!

6. Kuukitsidwa, ndipo sadadzutse.

7. Kodi ndingatengeko mphodza ndi kuwaza?

8. Amayi, Mphindi 5, mwabwino?

9. Ngakhale nswala zimakonda kutsogolo kutsogolo kwa kamera ya kamera.

10. Eya, bwerani asanu!

11. Koma ndimakonda kusambira.

12. Ndikhoza kugawana tchizi, koma ayi, sindidzatero.

13. Nthawi yopuma.

14. Kodi mungatenge zithunzi popanda kuwala? Ndiyeno ine ndikusokoneza mwamantha.

15. Ndipo ndine Mlongo Bambi.

16. Kodi mumakonda bwanji zophimba zanga?

17. Musandiletse kuti ndisagone, apo ayi ndikupanda nsapato zanu.

18. Ndi momwe ndimayang'ana m'mawa Lolemba.

19. Hotsets ogultsik?

20. Musasokoneze mbuyeyo.

21. Kodi mungandiveke tsiku lonse pamakina?

22. Ngati simudandipatsa chakudya, mafia anga adzalandire.

23. Chifukwa cha mfundo yanga yokoma pamphuno, mundipatse chidutswa cha-o-iye nyamayo!

24. Ndimakonda kujambula zithunzi zofiira ndi zoyera. Zimandiwonekeratu kuti ndingakwanitse bwanji.

25. Ndipo dzina langa ndi Matroskin.

26. Ndipo ine ndine Wofiira.

27. Wina ali ndi ndudu m'mano mwake, ndipo ine, mphaka wokhala ndi mabelu akulu pa kolala, tsamba la udzu.

28. Sindikulolani kuti mugwire ntchito mpaka mutadyetsa!

29. Chonde, chabwino, tiyeni tizisewera.

30. Chotsani kuwala kwakukulu. Iye amagunda pomwepo.

31. Iwe munthu, chimwemwe kwa iwe!

32. Kodi mukuwona chipale chofewa chomwe ndili nacho? Zonse chifukwa ndikuyeretsa mano anga ndi "Blancakotomed".

33. Moni, m'bale, kodi tikuyenda mpira ndi nsomba lerolino?

34. Lero ndimakongola, monga kale!

35. Ndipo sizowona kuti zimbalangondo zimakhala zodabwitsa nthawi zonse.