Mukufuna kupatsa mwana wanu zabwino zomwe mukukumbukira zaunyamata? Ndiye apa pali kudzoza kwanu.
Mayi aliyense amauza ola nthawi ndi nthawi. Bwanji, chifukwa cha msinkhu wa ana sakhala okonzeka nthawi zonse kuzindikira zinthu zina, ndi zina zomwe safunikira kuzidziwa nkomwe. Inde, ndi ndani winanso yemwe adavulazidwa ndi chikhulupiriro cha Santa Claus kapena Fairy Too, ngati zotsatira zake, ana anali okhudzidwa, owuziridwa komanso ofunikira - mphatso zambiri!
Koma kumbukirani kuti kunama kumakhalanso koyenera, chifukwa ngati wotsutsa wamkulu akukutsutsani zokhazokha, mbiri yanu idzakhazikitsidwa kamodzi ... Ngakhale kuti tinapezamo nthano 15 zabwino komanso zochokera pansi pamtima zomwe makolo "adanyenga" mwana wawo, koma pambuyo pake ali ndi zosaiwalika bwino za ubwana wao!
1. "Nthawi zonse ndinkasangalala ndi zakuthambo. Ndipo ndikadali wamng'ono, bambo anga anatenga phazi lake, ndipo atangofika mdima, ananyamula kupita ku udzu. Pamene tinkagona, adawonetsera pazenera kuti adandipatsa mwezi. Zaka zingapo zapitazo adamwalira, koma usiku uliwonse ndikawona mwezi mumlengalenga, ndimakumbukira za iye ... "
2. "Mayi anga ndi katswiri wodziwa ubongo! Ndili mwana, anasiya maswiti mwaulere komanso anandilimbikitsa kuti adye. Koma ndiwo zamasamba zimabisa mwachangu pamaso panga, kunena kuti izi ndizopadera ndipo akhoza kudyedwa pa chakudya chamadzulo ndipo kenako pa nthawi yapadera. Ndipo izo zinagwira ntchito! Ndili ndi zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi, tsiku lobadwa kwanga m'malo mwa keke ndinapempha kuphika mbale yazitsamba za Brussels! "
3. "Ndili mwana, ndinali kulankhula momasuka. Mwachidziwikire, sindinapulumutsidwe kuchokera kwa ine, ndipo mwinamwake ndikulimbana ndi "kusowa" kwanga, makolo anga anandiuza kuti mwezi umodzi munthu amapatsidwa mawu 10,000 okha. Ndipo ndi zimenezo! Liwu lotsatira, sangathe kunena mwathupi! Ndipo panthawi yomwe ndinkakonda kulankhula, abambo anga ankati: "Chenjerani, chizindikiro chanu chadutsa zaka 9,000. Muyenera kuganizira za izo." Kodi mukuganiza kuti sizinathandize? "
4. "Bambo anga adanena kuti ngati ndikusamala mwala wosazolowereka womwe ungathe kukula, ndipo kupirira kwanga kumakwanira mpaka nthawi yomwe kukula kwake kuima, ndiye adzandigulira galu. Ndipo inu mukudziwa, tsiku lirilonse ine ndinkamwetsa ndi kumatsuka ilo, ndipo pamene ine ndinkapita ku sukulu, bambo anga anafufuza kopi yeniyeni ya mwala uwu, kokha pang'ono, ndipo anaiyika iyo mmalo mwake ... "
5. "Ine ndi mchimwene wanga sitinakonda kusamba. Ndipo makolo adayamba kutiuza kuti tili ndi mchimwene wina yemwe sanakonde kusamba ndikusandulika ... MUSOLE! Komanso, iwo anajambula chithunzi chake mu album ya banja! "
6. "Nthawi zambiri nyimbo zoimba nyimbo zinkadutsa pamsewu, kumene ayisikilimu ankagulitsidwa. Koma makolo anga anati ngati nyimbo zikumveka, zikutanthauza kuti ... ayisikilimu yatha! "
7. "Mwana wathu wamkazi anakana kwambiri kudya nsomba, ndipo mwinamwake timamuphunzitsa ku chakudya chofunikira ichi, tinabwera ndi lingaliro lakuti timutcha" nkhuku ya Argentina ". Koma sizinathe nthawi yaitali - agogo anga adabwera ndikuwononga zonse ... "
8. "Ndili mwana, bambo anandiuza kuti tizinyamayi timakula pansi pa namsongole. Ndipo ngati ine ndikuwatsutsa iwo onse, ndiye, pamapeto, wina adzathamangira kwa ine. Ndipo inu mukudziwa, ine ndimakhulupirira mwa izo kwa nthawi yaitali ...! "
9. "Pamene tinali kuyenda ndi Agogo pa msewu waukulu, anandiuza kuti njira yofulumira kwambiri yodziŵira chiŵerengero cha ng'ombe pamunda ndi kuwerengera miyendo yawo ndi kugawana ndi 4. Koma agogo ake anali adakali mfumu yodula!"
10. "Pokhala mwana, papa ananena kuti anajambula zithunzi za anthu a ku Dalmatians, kuti pambuyo pake adapatsa zojambulajambula. Ndipo iwe ukudziwa, ine mwinamwake ndimamukhulupirira iye ... "
11. "Ndamva nkhani yonyoza kwambiri ngati mwana m'sitolo. Ndiye mnyamata wa mnansiyo analetsedwa kuti asayandikire kokonati. Malinga ndi iye, awa anali ... atenga mazira! "
12. "Amayi anatseka chitseko kuchokera kwa ife ndipo adatipempha kuti tisatsegule, chifukwa ali kunja kwa chitseko kumuthandiza Pope kupachika chithunzi, ndipo tikhoza kumugunda. Ikani izo, usiku wanji umene ife tinayima pansi pa zitseko ... "
13. "Bambo anga ndi okonda kwambiri khofi. Kawirikawiri amamwa makapu 2-3 patsiku, koma ndatsimikiza kuti ndikhoza kumwa zakumwa zoyamba pokhapokha mu 16. Ndiyeno m'chaka cha 16, pamene ndinayamba kuitanitsa khofi ku Starbucks, nthawi zonse ndinkachita mantha kuti ndikamangidwa! "
14. "Ndili mwana, ndinkakhulupirira kuti bambo anga ankandiuza kuti TV idzaphulika ngati ndinkakanikiza batani pamtunda. Nditakula, panali mabatani ambiri oletsedwa. Koma tsiku lina, chifukwa cha chidwi, ndinawakakamiza ndipo ... ndinazindikira kuti "zolaula" m'mbuyo mwao zinali zotani! "
15. "Mayi wathu anali wochenjera kwambiri! Ali mwana, adatiuza kuti M & M'S bulauni sangakhale - amapangidwa kwa akuluakulu okha. Ife tinasankha ndipo tinamupatsa iye maswiti onse a bulauni. Ndipo tsopano timagwiritsa ntchito tokha ... "