Agalu amatha kufotokoza zakukhosi kuposa wina aliyense kuposa ife.
1. Pamene theka lanu lachiwiri likufunsani ngati mukukonda nsomba zake pansi pa malaya amoto, zomwe anaphika kwa maola awiri.
2. Pamene wina akugwa mu sitima yapansi panthaka, ndipo mumayang'ana kumbuyo kwake.
3. Mukadzuka m'mawa kuti muphunzire ndikutemberera zonse.
4. Pamene mungathe kumutsutsa mnzako pakukongoletsa nkhaniyo, koma sindikudziwa ngati nkofunika kuchita.
5. Pamene muli nokha m'chipindamo ndikukankhira pamtima.
6. Mukamasulidwa kumayambiriro kwa ntchito musanayambe masabata atatu.
7. Pamene theka lanu lachiwiri limapepesa kuti simunayankhe poyamba, amati, sanawone uthenga wanu.
8. Pamene mwafika tsiku, ndipo ali wapamwamba kuposa momwe ankawonekera pa intaneti.
9. Munthu wina akakufunsani ngati mukufuna kudya Fries lake.
10. Pamene mnzanu wapamtima amabwera ndi mowa ndi miseche.
11. Pamene anzanu akukumana nanu mumsewu ndi chibwenzi, ndipo munanena kuti mukhala pakhomo.
12. Pamene akuwonetsani zovala zake zatsopano.
13. Pamene amayi anu akunena kuti mulibe nthawi ya ayisikilimu.
14. Pamene mwangozi muthamangira kwa munthu amene wakongola ndalama, koma sanapereke.
15. Pamene bwenzi lanu likuwonetsa kavalidwe kamene adasankha, ndipo ndizoopsa.
16. Munthu wina atabwera ku phwando mu T-shirt yomweyo.
17. Pamene amayi anu akunena chithunzi chilichonse pa Facebook, "Ndiwe wokongola kwambiri kuposa ine."
18. Pamene mnzanu wapamtima akufuna kutumiza uthenga kwa iye.
19. Pamene banja likulumikizana pamaso pa aliyense, ndipo mukufuna kufuula "Tengani nambala yanu!", Koma mukuzindikira kuti izi ndi zosakondweretsa monga khalidwe lawo.
20. Mukamauza anecdote kuti asokoneze vuto ndi bwana.
21. Mukakumana ndi munthu yemwe mumamuda mwachinsinsi, ndipo malaya ake amatha kumangika.
22. Pamene malo odyera akufunsidwa ngati mukufuna kuwonjezera msuzi, ndipo ndinu "Ndipo ndiye!".
23. Pamene anzanu akukhazikitsa zithunzi, momwe amachitira popanda inu.
24. Pamene mukulota kubwerera kunyumba pambuyo pa ntchito yovuta ya tsiku ndikutseketsa wamaliseche, kudutsa pakhomo la nyumbayo.
25. Mukayang'anitsitsa kukongola mu bar ndi kufuna kuti palibe amene akuzindikira.
26. Mukazindikira mafoni 20 omwe akuphonya kuchokera kwa amayi anu.
27. Mukakhala panyumba ndikukumbukira kuti mayi anga anandipempha kuti ndichotse msuzi m'phila 2 maola apitawo.
28. Ngati chibwenzi kapena chibwenzi chanu chikufuna kuti mukhale pakhomo, penyani kanema yatsopano ndikudya ayisikilimu mwachindunji kuchokera mu chidebe mmalo mopita kwinakwake.
29. Mukamalowa m'galimoto, nyimbo yomwe mumaikonda ili pa wailesi.
30. Pamene bwenzi lanu akunena zamatsenga, ndizosangalatsa.