Ife tonse tinali mu zochitika zoterezi.
1. Pali lamulo: ngati amadana ndi munthu, ndiye momwemo. Ndipo palibe mafunso.
2. Ndipo ngati wina wa inu akukumana ndi mavuto, wina ayenera kumvetsera ndikupereka tsatanetsatane.
Simungakonde. Mutha kuyesa kunyalanyaza. Koma inu mudzamvetsera.
3. Mukudziwa kuti pali mavuto omwe mowa amatha kuthetsa.
Kudakalibe mafuta, chabwino?
Ndipo malingana ngati mmodzi wa inu akulonjeza kukhala "mmodzi mu malingaliro anu abwino," palibe cholakwika ndi icho.
4. Ndipo, ndithudi, mukudziwa m'mene mumachitira wina ndi mzake mukamamwa kwambiri.
Mukukumbukira kuti amaiwala chirichonse kuchokera ku vodka, kuchokera ku whiskey amakhala wamwano, ndipo kuchokera ku tequila akuyamba kuchotsa zovala zake. Ndipo mukukumbukira zomwe mungachite ndi hangover yotsatira.
5. Ngati chinachake chatsopano kapena chachilendo chikuchitika pabedi, ndiye mudzakambirana mwatsatanetsatane.
Kodi mumadziwanso bwanji kuti izi ndi zachilendo komanso kuti mnzako ayesenso?
6. Mukugawana malingaliro onse omwe simungauze aliyense.
Chifukwa ngati mutanena, ndiye kuti simungakhale ndi anzanu.
7. Mukudziwa nthawi yake yodzikweza.
"Ayi, lero simukuwoneka ngati wangwiro, koma muli ndi thupi loti mumalowa 25%."
8. Kunyada sikukuvutitsani.
Atatha kale kugwiritsa ntchito zida zomangira ziwalo za thupi lanu kuti palibe aliyense ayenera kuziwona, izo zinasiya kukhala chofunika chirichonse.
9. Mungathe kufotokozera "mlengalenga" wa munthu amene mwakumana naye posachedwapa, ndipo amvetsetsa zomwe mumatanthauza.
Miyendo iwoloka. Ichi ndi chithunzi chodziwika bwino cha kugonana.
"Iye ndi mmodzi mwa anyamata omwe amapuma utsi wa ndudu mkati mwanu, ngakhale mutakhala pansi, mukuyesera kunena."
"Ndizovuta bwanji."
10. Muli ndipadera ife-kupita-kulondola-tsopano-I-kuyang'ana mozama.
Ndipo mwamsanga mutangozindikira, mumayesetsa kuchita mwamsanga.
11. Nthawi zina mumalowa mumsasa umodzi, chifukwa mumayenera kukambirana zambiri.
Ngati mutseka maso anu, ndiye kuti zonse zili bwino.
12. Mukhoza kuchita mwankhanza kwa wina ndi mzake, koma mumadziwa kuti izi sizowopsa.
Ndinawombera.
Zimatengera khama lalikulu kukukhumudwitsani.
13. Ngati akufuna kudandaula za banja lake, ndiye kuti ndibwino kuyanjana. Ndipo ngati maminiti asanu amasintha malingaliro ake, inunso mutero.
14. Ngati wina wa inu akuyamba kugwedeza, ndiye nkhani yokha, pamene yachiwiri nayenso idzaswa.
Paris: "Tilibe kanthu, palibe ndalama, palibe makadi a ngongole, titha kudzipereka tokha."
15. Zoonadi, ndinu abwenzi anu okongola kwambiri.
Ndili ndi nsanje kwambiri. Ndizo zonse. Ndidzakhala ndi anzanga opusa komanso osamvera.
Ndipo nthawi zonse mumapeza cholakwika ndi mfundo yakuti anthu okongola amaposa anthu okhala ndi "dziko labwino".
Nthawi ndi nthawi, zokambirana zanu zimayamba ndi mawu akuti "Tsopano ngati mutakhala nawo, mungasinthe chiyani?"
"Ndikadakhala ndi tsitsi labwino komanso ndikadakhala ndi T-shirts. Ndipo iwe? "
17. Nthawi zina mumamuwombera pansi pa bulangete popanda kuitanidwa ndikugona naye pafupi usiku wonse, ichi ndi chinthu chokha chimene chimakupangitsani kukhala bwino.
Osati imfa, kwenikweni. Ndimaopa mantha. Ndipo chifukwa chakuti sikokwanira. Nthawi yoti mumvetse yemwe ndili ... kuti ndipeze malo anga m'dzikoli ndisanachoke. Ndikuwopa ndikuphonya.
Eya, idyanibe ndikuwonera magawo angapo a "Kugonana mu Mzinda".
18. Mwa njira, ponena za chakudya, mwinamwake muli ndi "mbale yachinsinsi" imene mumadyera musanayambe / pamapeto pa msonkhano.
Ndipo dzidani nokha kuti mwamsanga mutaya kudziletsa nokha chifukwa cha tchizi chips.
19. Zonse zomwe mnzako amachita, simudzamutsutsa.
Mukudziwa zomwe ndinatsimikiza? Ine sindikusamala ngati ife tikukukondani inu, chifukwa inu simukutero. Ndiwe munthu woyipa ali ndi mtima wonyansa ndipo sitimasamala zomwe mukuganiza.
Popanda mafunso. Palibe ndemanga. Popanda kutero.
20. Mukudziwa zambiri zokhudza moyo wa wina ndi mzake kusiyana ndi zanu.
Si inu amene "muli ovuta kwambiri," iye ndi nerd.
Chifukwa mudakhala pafupi nthawi iliyonse yogawa.
21. Muli pachimake cha chisangalalo, pamene zonse ziri zofanana ndi zomwe akufuna.
Ndipo izi ndizogwirizana.
22. Ndipo mudzamuteteza, osati kudziwa zomwe adachita.
Pewani. Ndine mwamuna wanu.
Ndipo kotero izo zidzakhala nthawizonse.