19 Kulephera kophika kwa Chaka Chatsopano

Inde, sikuti aliyense ndi wophika kuchokera kwa Mulungu.

Koma ndi Chaka Chatsopano aliyense amafuna zodabwitsa ndi kukwaniritsa zilakolako, kotero kuphika ndi kuphika kumawoneka ngati nkhani yovuta yomwe sangathe, sizigwira ntchito. Mwatsoka, sizinthu zonse zomwe zingatheke, makamaka ngati "zophikira". Sangalalani chisankho chodabwitsa cha mikate ya Chaka Chatsopano chosakonzedwanso ndi mikate, zomwe zabweretsa mavuto ambiri kwa ophikawo.

1. Chitsanzo chodziwika bwino cha zolemba za Chaka chatsopano kuchokera ku zoopsa zoopsa kwambiri.

2. Chakudya chokoma chofanana ndi cha Santa Claus chokhumudwitsa kwathunthu. Pambuyo pake, mumakhulupirira kuti Santa Claus salipo.

3. Koma chikho cha zikondwerero, chomwe m'moyo mwake chinawona masiku abwino kwambiri.

4. Chophimba chobirira chobiriwira, chomwe chiyenera kukhala chokongoletsera patebulo la Chaka Chatsopano, koma pa nthawi yomaliza "anasintha maganizo ake".

5. Koma kuyesa kupanga munthu wodula chisanu kunasandulika kukhala saga weniweni wa vampire.

6. Makoswe atsopano a maswiti, omwe sagwirizana ndi zikondwerero.

7. Mwamuna woopsa kwambiri yemwe munayamba mwawonapo.

8. Amuna a chipale chofewa amatha kuopseza alendo.

9. Zikhoti za Santa Claus kuchokera ku maloto odetsa nkhaŵa omwe amawopsyeza.

10. Chikhalidwe chokhumudwitsa cha anthu oyenda pachipale chofewa pa ndodo.

11. Ndi chitsanzo chinanso chosungunuka anthu a chipale chofewa, omwe sanayembekezere nyengo yozizira.

12. Nkhumba zowopsya zomwe sadziwa kuti ndi nswala.

13. Chokoleti a chipale chofewa kuchokera ku mndandanda wa "Zowonongeka".

14. Mtengo wamtengo wapatali, umene "unasungunuka" ngakhale Chaka Chatsopano usanafike.

15. Kupambana kwa mtengo wa Khirisimasi, umene umadzetsa chidwi chanu, sichikuthandizani.

16. Chitsanzo cha mvula yoopsa ya chipale chofewa, yemwe "sanabwere" kuchokera ku nthano.

17. Koma amuna asanu ndi anayi omwe samakonda tchuthi.

18. "Zikukondweretsa" zimbalangondo zochokera ku nthano yoopsa.

19. Chipale chofewa pa awa a matalala ndi "zokondweretsa" zochititsa mantha.