Zimakhala zofunikira komanso zolimbikitsa zokambirana, monga "njira zisanu zothetsera ubale wabwino" kapena "malamulo 10 achimwemwe m'banja" - izi sizinayambidwe ndi akatswiri a maganizo a pa intaneti kapena osowa payekha paulendo wobereka!
Simungakhulupirire, koma zaka makumi asanu ndi limodzi zapitazo Anton Chekhov mwiniwakeyo adapanga "Malangizo kwa iwo akufuna kukwatira" ndipo adachenjeza kuti uphungu wake sunali konse:
"Chipatso cha malingaliro amodzi, koma ndikumangokhala kosavuta kwa mauthenga onse omwe alipo, physiognomies, cabalistics ndi kukambirana kwa nthawi yaitali ndi amuna odziwa bwino ntchito komanso odziwa bwino mafashoni!"
Ndipo mochulukirapo - wolemba wolemekezekayo adaona kuti nkhani yake ndi chinsinsi cha munthu, mutu womwe uli wovuta kwambiri komanso wovuta kwambiri, womwe ife (amayi) sitingakwanitse:
"... ndiye ndikufunsa abambo, amuna, alonda achigawo ndi zina zotero. penyani kuti amayi ndi atsikana a m'nkhani ino sakuwerenga! "
Zimakondweretsa chinthu chimodzi - mu moyo wa banja lachikale, komabe, adawona ubwino ndi mbali zabwino, ndipo adapeza zifukwa zambiri zokhutiritsa:
"Ngati sizinali za iye (moyo wa banja), ana ake aakazi adzakhala moyo wawo wonse pa khosi la atate awo ndipo oimba ambiri angakhale wopanda mkate, kuyambira pamenepo sipadzakhala mkwati. Mankhwala amaphunzitsa kuti mabakiteriya amafa amisala, okwatirana amafa asanataya maganizo awo. Mnyamata amangiriza tayi ku bachelor, ndi mkazi wokwatira. Ukwati ndi wabwino kuti ukwaniritse. Mungathe kukwatiwa ndi olemera, osauka, akhungu, achinyamata, achikulire, odwala, odwala, Russian, Chinese ... Chinthu chokhacho ndi amisala ndi amisala, opusa, abulu ndi ng'ombe angathe kukwatira ngati momwe amachitira ... "
O, atsikana, ngati mukuganiza kuti anthu amasiku ano ndi amatsenga komanso amatsitsimutsa maso anu, kumbukirani kuvomereza koopsa kwa chikondi kwa okondedwa anu omwe mumakonda kwambiri, ndikukonzekeretsani kuti mukhale ndi moyo watsopano. Pakuti ngakhale Chekhov, pakufunafuna chikondi cha moyo wonse, imalimbikitsa kwambiri kuti tisamangoganizira za dziko lathu lozama, koma mwachidwi ndi loletsedwa - kuoneka!
"Kumvetsera msungwanayo, mvetserani choyamba pa mawonekedwe, pakuti pakuwonekera munthu amadziwa khalidwe la munthuyo. Mu maonekedwe, kusiyanitsa: mtundu wa tsitsi ndi maso, kutalika, gait ndi zizindikiro zapadera. Mwa mtundu wa tsitsi, akazi amagawanika kukhala blondes, brunettes, tsitsi lofiirira, ndi zina zotero. "
Chabwino, blondes, ndi okonzeka kufotokozera kuchokera kwa wolemba "Amalume Vanya" ndi "Cherry Orchard"?
"Blondes kawirikawiri amakhala abwino, odzichepetsa, amalingaliro, monga bambo ndi amayi, akulira pamabuku ndikumvera chisoni nyama. Iwo ali olunjika mwachibadwa mu chirengedwe, iwo amatsata mosamalitsa mu zikhulupiriro zawo, ndi kalata yosagwirizana. Kwa chikondi cha ena iwo ali ozindikira, mwa chikondi chawo chomwe iwo amazizira, monga nsomba. Panthawi yovuta kwambiri, blonde ikhoza kukudumpha ndi kunena kuti: "Musaiwale kutumiza mawa kuti apite!" Akangokwatira, posakhalitsa amakhala owawa, olemera komanso othawa. Zokongola, zaubwana ndi zolira. Amuna samakhululukira osakhulupirika, amasintha mwaufulu. Azimayi a blondes nthawi zambiri amakhala osamvetsetseka, akukayikira komanso amadziona ngati ofera. "
Musaseke, ma brunettes, inunso muli nayo!
"Ma Brunettes sali ofanana ndi a blondes. Iwo ndi mafoni, osasinthasintha, osamvetsetseka, okwiya kwambiri, nthawi zambiri amatsutsana ndi amayi ndipo amamenya masaya a atsikana. Yambani kuti "musamamvetse" kwa amuna osayenerera kuyambira ali ndi zaka 12, kuphunzira molakwika, kudana akazi a sukulu, nyimbo zachikondi, ndi kudutsa mafotokozedwe a chirengedwe ndikuwerengera chikondi mwachidule kasanu. Iwo ndi okonda, okonda ndi chikondi ndi chisangalalo, kuthamangira mutu, kupuma ... A brunette mkazi ndifunsanso mafunso. Ku mbali imodzi, chilakolako chotere chomwe satana akuchimwitsa, ndi zina - zikwapu, zovala, malingaliro opanda pake, kuwopsya, kusuntha ... Pakupereka amuna nthawi yomweyo, kuwapatsa ndalama zomwezo. "
Zikuwoneka kuti akazi a tsitsi lofiirira sankachita chidwi ndi wolemba, chifukwa adawapatsa mawu ochepa komanso osakhudzidwa mtima!
Akazi a tsitsi la Brown akuchoka ku blondes ndipo sanabwere ku brunettes. Zimakhazikitsa pakati pa awiriwo. Iwo amadziona kuti ndi akhungu ... "
Koma mutu wofiira unali wosasamala koposa zonse!
"Kunyenga kofiira, zabodza, zoipa, achinyengo ... Iwo samamvetsa chikondi popanda tsankhu. Kawirikawiri amakhala okonzeka kwambiri ndipo amakhala ndi khungu lokongola kwambiri la pinki pa thupi lonse. Amanena kuti ziwanda ndi a leshies ayenera kukwatiwa ndi zofiira. Kumene kuli mabodza, pali mantha ndi mantha. Ndikwanira kufuula pomwe pamutu ("Ndikupatsani!"), Choncho anaphimba ndipo anayamba kukupsompsona. Musaiwale kuti Messalina ndi Nana anali ofiira ... "
Ndipo ngati simunatsike ndi mkwiyo, ndiye kuti dongosolo lanu lamanjenje lidzatsutsa ndimeyi. Koma izi zimagwira ntchito kwa iwo amene sameta tsitsi kuti azigawikana, musamveke bang kapena chovala cha tsitsi!
"Kumeta tsitsi posankha mkazi sikofunika kwenikweni. Tsitsi losakanikirana bwino, losalala, loyera kumagawanirana kumatanthauza kukhwima, zilakolako zochepa ... Makhalidwe oterewa nthawi zambiri amatsitsa, ogulitsa malonda ndi atsikana a amalonda. Tsitsi lopangidwa, lopangidwa pamphumi, limatanthauza kupusa kopanda pake, nzeru zoperewera ndi zonyansa. Nkhonoyi nthawi zambiri amayesera kubisa nkhope yopapatiza ... Chignon ndi zokongoletsera za tsitsi la anthu ena zimalankhula za kusoŵa kwa kulawa, kusowa kwa malingaliro komanso kuti amayi adasokoneza tsitsi lake. Tsitsi, lotsekedwa kumbuyo, limapereka chikhumbo cha mkazi kuti asangalatse osati kutsogolo, komanso kumbuyo. Makhalidwe amenewa, ngati sangabwere kuchokera ku nsanja yayikulu ya ku Babiloni, amatanthauza kulawa ndi chizoloŵezi cha khalidwe. Tsitsi lopaka tsitsi limalankhula za kusewera ndi kujambula zachilengedwe. Makongoletsedwe osasamala, vskolchennaya kumaphatikizapo kukayikira kapena maganizo ulesi. Pansi pa tsitsi lodulidwa chithunzi cha malingaliro amatha. Ngati mkazi ali ndi imvi kapena nyali ndipo nthawi yomweyo akufuna kukwatira, ndiye kuti ali ndi ndalama zambiri. Pang'ono pa tsitsi lopweteka, kumakhala kovuta kwambiri mkaziyo komanso kukhala wokhulupirika kwambiri kuti alibe tsitsi la anthu ena. "
Mitundu ya maso, malinga ndi Anton Palych, inali imodzi mwa mfundo zofunika kwambiri posankha bwenzi la moyo:
"Maso a Blue ndi povolokoy amatanthauza kukhulupirika, kugonjera ndi kufatsa. Zipangizo zamtundu wa buluu zimapezeka kwambiri pakati pa akazi omwe amachitira akazi ndi abambo owononga. Maso akuda amatanthauza chilakolako, kupsa mtima msanga ndichinyengo. Dziwani kuti akazi abwino samakhala ndi maso akuda. Gray ali pa dandies, kuseka ndi kupusa. Kukonda miseche ndi kuchitira nsanje zovala za anthu ena. "
Koma zitsanzo zamakono zomwe zili ndi magawo 90-60-90 adasankha zaka zana lapitalo, akudziyesa osayenera okha!
"Kukula kumasankha pafupifupi. Akazi apamwamba amamenyedwa mopweteka komanso amamenyedwa mopweteka, nthawi zambiri ang'onoang'ono amakhala ndi mphuno zawo komanso amakonda kufuula, kupalasa ndi kulola zikwangwani. Kudzikuza kupewa: izi zoipa ndi njoka ... "
Atsikana, ndipo atatha kudutsa masitepe ambiri a "kuponyera" amuna sangasangalatse kaso athu!
"Pita mofulumira, mosamala, uzinena za windiness ndi chisamaliro. Ulendo ndi waulesi kwa amayi omwe mtima wawo watengedwa kale, - apa mulibe chakudya chamasana. Kuyenda, ndi perevaletsom ndi viljanem bustle, ndi chizindikiro cha umunthu wabwino, kusokonezeka komanso nthawi zina kupusa. Mchitidwewu ndi wodzitamandira, nyenyezi zimakumbukira amayi ndi atsikana awa. Pamene munthu wodzitamandira amadzikuza kwambiri, wolemera ndiye wolemera. Mtengo wotere mwa atsikana umatanthauza kudziletsa komanso kuchepetsa. Ngati mayiyo sapita, koma amasambira monga phala, ndiye mutembenuzire chithunzi chake: Adzadyetsa, atonthozedwa, koma adzalandira pansi pa nsapato yake ... "
Koma pa "zizindikiro zapadera" Chekhov analangizidwa kuganizira ngati amuna akufunafuna mchitidwe woopsa kwambiri, osati mayi wa mtima ...
"Kuphwanyira pamasaya kumatanthawuza kubisala, machimo obisika komanso chikhalidwe chabwino. Dimples pa masaya ndi maso ochepa amalonjeza zambiri, koma osati platonist. Zinyama zimayankhula za kusabereka. Misomali yaitali ikhoza kupezeka pa belarus. Nthiti zogwiritsidwa ntchito zimatanthauza kuti munthu ameneyu adzakhala mayi wolimba komanso apongozi ake okhwima. Nthawi zambiri amawombera amayi omwe ali ndi tsitsi lofiira, akapolo ndi opusa. Puffy ndi madokotala aang'ono a sodnenkie ndi masaya awo ndi manja ofiira ndi opanda nzeru, zolakwitsa zinai zinapangidwa m'mawu, koma posakhalitsa amaphunzira kuphika mapewa okoma ndi kusamba zovala za velvet kwa mwamuna wawo ... "
Koma, chirichonse chimene mukuwerenga musanayambe izi, ganizirani kukonda chikondi. Chiwerengero cha moyo chimayambira kokha tsopano ...
"Simungathe kukwatiwa opanda dowry. Kukwatirana popanda dowry kuli ngati uchi popanda supuni, Kupaka popanda mapepala, nsapato popanda mapeyala. Chikondi mwa iwoeni, dowry wokha. Funsani 200,000 mwamsanga. Kudodometsedwa ndi chiwerengero, kuyamba kukambirana, kuphwanya, crocheting. Dowry ayenera kutenga pamaso paukwati. Musamalandire ngongole zosinthanitsa, makoni, magawo, ndi kukhudza kukhudza kulikonse, kupanikizira ndi kuyang'ana kuunika, chifukwa si zachilendo kuti makolo apereke ana abodza ana awo aakazi. Kuwonjezera pa ndalama, tengerani nokha zinthu zambiri ... "
Ndipo pokhapokha mutatha kuwerenga mzerewu, mudzachotsa thukuta lapazi pamphumi panu, ndipo mudzakhalanso achichepere, okongola, opambana popanda piyano ndi malaya 18 a nsalu yabwino kwambiri ya Dutch, odziimira komanso otchuka, okondedwa opanda siliva, komanso osangalala kwambiri , chifukwa simudzamva mawu akuti: "Musaiwale kuti ndakupangitsani kukhala osangalala!"
Ndipo onse chifukwa ...
"Mkazi, ngakhale woipa, ayenera kubweretsa naye:
a) mipando yambiri ndi piyano;
b) Nsalu imodzi yokhala ndi phwangwala pansi ndi ma bulangete atatu: silika, ubweya ndi pepala;
c) malaya awiri a ubweya, umodzi wa maholide, wina wa moyo wa tsiku ndi tsiku;
d) zina za tiyi, zida za khitchini ndi zodyera;
e) malaya 18 a nsalu yabwino kwambiri ya Dutch, ndi zokongoletsera; Malaya 6 ochokera ku nsalu imodzi yokhala ndi zingwe zopanga; 6 malonda ochokera ku nansu; 6 awiriawiri a nsalu zapenti kuchokera ku nsalu imodzimodzi ndi awiri awiri a Chiffon ya Chingerezi; Masiketi 6 opangidwa ndi madapolam ndi firmware ndi plating; wotsutsa kuchokera ku best baptiste victoria; 4 hafu ya thalauza kuchokera ku baptisti-victoria; 6 awiriawiri a knickers. Mapepala, miyendo, mabotete, masitomala, masiketi a pamapepala, garters, nsalu zapasitomala, zipsera ndi zina zotero. ziyenera kukhala zokwanira. Zonsezi, yesani, kuwerengera, ndi zomwe sizikwanira, yesetsani nthawi yomweyo. Zovala za ana sizikutenga, chifukwa pali chizindikiro: pali nsalu - palibe ana, pali ana - palibe nsalu;
e) Mmalo mwa madiresi, omwe kale ayamba kusintha, afunseni nkhaniyo pang'onopang'ono;
g) Musakwatirane popanda siliva.
Kukwatira, kukhala wolimba ndi wokondweretsa ndi mkazi wako, musamulole iye kuiwala, ndipo ndikumvetsa kulikonse kumamuuza iye: "Usaiwale kuti ndakupangitsani kukhala wokondwa!"
1885 chaka.