Masters of retouching ndi kusintha zithunzi amapikisana nthawi zonse, pogwiritsa ntchito zidziwitso ndi luso lawo lonse polimbana ndi malo oyambirira polenga chithunzi chabwino ndi chokongola. "Bwanji?" Inu mukufunsa?
Wina wapikisano mwachinsinsi chifukwa cha chidwi, wina amayesetsa zolinga zadyera, ndi wina - basi chifukwa cha kuseka kwa ena. Makamaka kwa inu, takhala tikukonzekeretsa zithunzi zosangalatsa, zomwe zimakonzedwa ku Photoshop ndi amisiri aluso. Chomwe chiri chabwino - dziyamizeni nokha.
1. Ndi njira ya Donald Trump, palibe amene angamwe madzi. Ndipo bwanji ngati iye, motero, amakoka mphamvu, ngati dome wa Harry Potter?
2. Edward Munch adayamikira kwambiri khalidwe latsopano la pepala lake.
3. Kodi munayamba mwawonapo mbozi? Kumbukirani momwe akuwonekera! Nawu fano lake latsopano.
4. Ndikhululukireni, abwenzi, koma pano mbalameyi siuluka mwadzidzidzi? Sindingathe kuzipeza!
5. Izi ndi SpartAAA !! Pewani, pepani. Izi ndi AmericaAAA!
6. Wow, iwe, e-wanga! Anachoka kwachiwiri. Dzuŵa linali pamenepo. Mbalamezo zinayimba. Mamaaa!
7. Ngati filimu yotchuka "Titanic" inafotokozedwa ndi koshatnitsa wamkazi.
8. "Kodi mwawona miyendo yanga? Inde, ndimachita zozungulira zowzungulira kwa mphindi 30 patsiku. Chakudya choyenera choyenera ndi maphunziro a cardio. "
9. Ayi, chabwino, ndi chiyani. Chilichonse chingakhale. Maloto akhoza kukwaniritsidwa nthawi iliyonse.
10. "Anthu oterewa adya kwambiri. Osati kachiwiri ka mpumulo. Kodi ndidzakumbukira liti? "
11. Stephen King adayamikira njirayi kuti buku lake "It."
12. Nicolas Cage anali akulakwitsa mu Dipatimenti ya Supermarket. Kapena ayi mofanana ..?
13. "Lankhulani, muli nokha m'munda simunkhondo?"
14. "Georgik, kodi mudadya mmawa? Yang'anirani maso anu pamene agogo akuyankhula nanu! ».
15. Kuti kwa ine chisanu, kuti ine ndikutentha, pamene galu amene ndimakonda kwambiri.
16. Amzanga amadziwika muvuto, chabwino?
17. Kodi mumaganiza kuti Kim Jong-unasokoneza dziko lapansi ndi zida za nyukiliya? Ali ndi "chida" choopsa kwambiri.
18. Darth Vader salinso chimodzimodzi.
19. "Wamng'ono, ndani wakukhumudwitsa?" Onetsani bambo anu chala! Tidzakambirana naye. "
20. Mayi amatsagana ndi ndege ya Donald Trump. Zoonadi, zabwino?