Tavomerezani, ndibwino kuyamba m'mawa ndi chikho cha zonunkhira. Zili bwino kwambiri ngati si khofi yosautsa imene mumamwa tsiku lililonse, koma ndi chitsanzo chochititsa chidwi, nthawi yomweyo kukweza maganizo ndi kuwonetsa zabwino tsiku lonse.
Timakuwonetsani chithunzi chojambula chomwe chikuwonetsa kuti zojambulajambula zingakhale zenizeni zenizeni.
1. Kodi mumakonda bwanji khofi ndi Kim Jong-il ndi Kim Jong-un?
Zoonadi, zimakondweretsa, koma nchiani chomwe chinalimbikitsa barista kuti awatenge?
2. Anthu osauka omwe akumwetulira bwino.
3. Kodi mukukumbukira chigamba ichi, Grampy, chogonjetsa ukulu wa intaneti?
Ndikudabwa chimene akugwira m'manja mwake. Zosankha zanu? Ntchentche yothamanga? Mirror?
4. Timapitirizabe kumwa mankhwala a khofi.
5. Kodi mumakonda bwanji tchire la 3D?
Tiyeni timutche iye Penchik. Milaha, sichoncho?
6. Kudandaula pang'ono. Ngati El Salvador Dali ankakhala nthawi yathu, ndiye m'mawa amamwa madziwa. Kodi munayamba mwaganizapo kuti dzina limeneli limatchedwa chiyani? Ndiko kulondola, "Kukhala kosatha kwa kukumbukira."
7. Kodi mumapembedza agalu? Ndiye kapu iyi ndi ya inu.
8. Zikuwoneka kuti a baristawa akuyenera kukhala ovation yamkuntho. Sikuti aliyense angapange kukongola koteroko.
9. Kuwopsya mu kapu. Boo!
10. Mwinamwake, kuti mupange chithumwa chotero, muyenera kukonda ndi mtima wonse amphaka.
11. Ndimakonda mndandanda wakuti "Mu Manda Onse," kapena m'malo mwake Walter White, wotchedwa Heisenberg?
12. Kodi mukuyembekezeranso kupitiliza mndandanda wa "Sherlock"?
13. Mtsikana aliyense satsutsana ndi kupeza latte.
14. Gawani khofi ya khofi ku gulu la anzanu.
15. Atatha kumwa zakumwazi, nthawi yomweyo amakumbukira lamulo la kugwirizana kwa mphamvu ndi mphamvu.
16. Kodi izi sizithunzi?
17. Kodi mumapembedza Sunflowers ndi Van Gogh komanso barista?